Alexandra SzczupakWhat drifts awayI plop a grape tomato directly into my mouth from my dirty hand. My grandpa checks the garden on his way to the rusty metal drum where he…Mar 171Mar 171
Alexandra SzczupakMy Semi-Erotic Fiction Was Read Aloud to my Eighth-Grade Peers, and I Survived.Oct 11, 20231Oct 11, 20231
Alexandra SzczupakPrecarious Spending: What Shopping under the Influence Reveals about our Inner Selves, or Doesn’tWe all have our drunk purchasing habits. For some it’s living room furniture sets for their domestic house cats, while others prefer…May 12, 2023May 12, 2023
Alexandra SzczupakSlippery Business: How a Pair of Platform Sandals Could Have Saved My Life… and HonorTwo men stood in less than a foot of water, leading an aerobics session to a pool full of boozy tourists. I was one of them. I waved my…May 19, 2022May 19, 2022
Alexandra SzczupakWhat to Expect When You’ll Never ExpectSilence is my preference. Occasionally the cat whines or pukes directly in my ukulele and that’s about all I have the bandwidth for. I…Dec 31, 20211Dec 31, 20211
Alexandra SzczupakWatching People React to Breastfeeding: My New Favorite HobbyAs much as I love my brand new nephew, few things have brought me as much joy as watching people’s reactions to my sister openly…May 28, 2021May 28, 2021
Alexandra SzczupakEditorial Professional Tries to Lose Property VirginityIt’s Free Real EstateApr 30, 2021Apr 30, 2021
Alexandra Szczupak2021’s Most Eligible Mythical Beasts if You’re Fed up with Dating HumansDating humans is rough. Dating humans in a pandemic is even worse. If you’re anything like me, you’d sooner attend a 6 am slack meeting…Mar 10, 2021Mar 10, 2021
Alexandra SzczupakWhat Saturday Morning and Evening Television Taught Me about SexHow the Golden Girls and Talk Sex with Sue shaped me into the sexual adult I am todayFeb 26, 2021Feb 26, 2021
Alexandra SzczupakDesigner Companions: Behavior, Care, and Common PitfallsPartners come in many forms. The ethical and trendy choice lately has been to shop local: seeking out partners organically through friends…Feb 14, 2021Feb 14, 2021
